Edgar Marquette

There are many little joys in life but recently I’ve found a strange but thrilling new one that I thought I’d share.

Emergency. Ketchup.

Don’t give me that look. You heard what I said correctly. Collecting extra ketchup packets from whenever I’m out and about at fast food places. Just pop ‘em in the glove box so that when that unexpected day when you’re ordering fries and the worker forgets your ketchup and you can’t just walk back inside like a sane gent and get some more ‘cause that’s just crazy talk.

Just picture it:
>order fries
>no ketchup!
>PANIC
>What’s that heavenly noise coming from the glove box?

>MOTHER FUCKIN’ EMERGENCY KETCHUPS


They just saved your damn life, man. You owe them one. And the next time you’re chomping on fries with your friends, the deliciously unhealthy food in front of you wont be the part of the meal that you enjoy the most. It’s the bright and thrilling feeling of looking down to see two extra ketchup packets that you can save for later.

coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

Ugggh I was singing in it my head and then had to stop part way through… how dare you…

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pinetato:

So I remember that time my CG roleplayed a sex scene on the neoboards and didn’t get any warnings for it

I still have the screenshots

Edit: Clearly I don’t know how to use Tumblr yet. *coughs and points at tag*

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Going to be writing my first ever fanfiction. But where do you guys think I should post it? DeviantArt? I don’t know if there’s a better site to post on than that…. but I don’t know much. :P

loki-d:

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

the fact that this is a post and it has over 100,000 notes makes me happy for the future of the world

YESSSS. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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